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Merry Christmas 2011

JB — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 08:01:19 +0000

A well-worn Christmas greeting, but since I’m a bit laid-up at the moment I had to dig into the archives for something pre-made. And in case you are wondering, yes, the above fish-size ratio still applied in 2011 (and yes, I still hold out hope to alter it in my favor in 2012).

DF52 & Friday Fish Fry Postponed

JB — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 01:00:00 +0000

In case anyone is wondering, this week’s DF52 fish and the Friday Fish Fry have been postponed a bit. My lap very recently had some laparoscopy so I’ll need another day or two before I am back at FF&W. Nothing too serious, just lifted one too many giant steelhead and paid for it with my inguinal [...]

Shadow Cast: The Jury Has Reached a Verdict!

JB — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:52:05 +0000

http://jazzandflyfishing.com/?p=5011

We Have a Winner! (J&FF Shadow Cast Competition)

JB — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 23:26:47 +0000

Emerging from my private screening room after days of coffee- and Jujyfruit-fueled film viewing, I have declared a winner in the Jazz & Fly Fishing Shadow Cast Competition. I can’t reveal the winner until the gents over at J&FF post my review, but I can tell you that it was a close competition. Rarely have [...]

Last Week of the Shadow Cast Competition

JB — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:55:43 +0000

This week is your last chance at “eternal fly casting glory” from the boys over at Jazz & Fly Fishing. Think you have the world’s most creative (or at least funniest) Shadow Cast? Then don’t delay, get your video cam out and make the rainbows rise (or run, more likely). Fabulous prizes and international fame [...]

Piscator Castador

JB — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:11:25 +0000

Everyone needs a good fishing name, a name that you can use in quotes between your real first and last names. It should be a name that rings of your angling/romantic prowess, or your favorite fish species, or even some locally/regionally/nationally known incident in which you were intimately involved. I have such a name. Actually [...]

Hot Rod Tenkara – The Beginning

JB — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 18:11:12 +0000

Sakasa Kebari fly from last year’s DF52 project. Hot Rod Tenkara is my latest little foray into semi-irreverent fly fishing. After a couple of recent outings involving tenkara-style fishing, I decided that I needed to build my own tenkara rod. Rather than go the route of designing a lovely telescoping stick, complete with flor-grade handle [...]

Speaking of Shadow Casting, There’s This Contest…

JB — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 18:11:26 +0000

Speaking of Shadow Casting (see the previous post), my friends over at Jazz & Fly Fishing have a little competition they are running through the summer. It involves Shadow Casting, videotaping, and a lot of tongue-in-cheek. Although Shadow Casting can be sometimes be *very serious* business, this contest is not. Of course, if you can [...]

Various States of Disarray

JB — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 14:07:02 +0000

Over the years, Kelley and I have done more than a few road trips together, and it seems that I get at least one pic of the back of the “Silver Hornet” in some state of disarray on every trip. I think that the disarray has become worse over the years, and at one point [...]

Panfish Overkill?

JB — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 15:08:51 +0000

Went fishing with my friend, Derek Althauser, yesterday afternoon. Check out that gear. Think it might be panfish overkill? I mean look at the size of that fish! I’m sporting the latest in graphite tech (brand new for 2011, by the way) and a disc drag that can stop a bonefish in its finny little [...]

GB’s “Reading Waters” Whitefish Story

JB — Wed, 18 May 2011 14:07:00 +0000

With Reading Waters now at the printers, I figure that another little (and hopefully humorous) story from the book is due. This one is from GB’s past, and includes the biggest whitefish either of us have ever caught. Hope you like the (somewhat abridged) read. In the early/mid 1980s, I appeared in three videos from 3M/Scientific [...]

A Favorite Photo – GB and Me in Murmansk

JB — Mon, 09 May 2011 14:07:41 +0000

I’ve actually been promising a few friends that I would post this pic once I found it. Well, I found it, so here it is. A shot of GB and me at the Murmansk (Russia) airport, waiting for the chopper behind us to be fixed. After hanging out in the airport “lounge” (for those readers [...]

The (Cork) Doctor is IN

JB — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 00:39:52 +0000

Spent much of today playing the part of a surgeon to a stack of fly-rod handles. Basically just reaming to match blank diameters/tapers. Hadn’t done this much cork work in, well, a rather long time (actually, I don’t think ever). Some of you might be asking why I would be doing this much cork work, [...]

Bonus DF52 Fish: Horned Chub!

JB — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 06:12:16 +0000

Yes, a trophy horned chub for your viewing pleasure. This magnificent specimen was extracted from Pennsylvania’s Little Sandy River some years ago by none other than GB. My ink-on-vellum rendering appears in a story in the upcoming Reading Waters book, but it is “special” enough that I felt that I needed to share it here. [...]